We Wish You A Merry Christmas

We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year! 

 We wish you the best day ever

And hope all your Christmas endeavors

Are super-fun, amazing, and clever

And that your New Year's rocks, too!

Oh, come tell me what your doing

All my relatives just flew in

From Mexico and Jerusalem

For the holidays

Both Christmas trees and menorahs

It can be confusing for us,

 When we break into a chorus

Of "oh ha" (oh ha! ) and "oh ya" (Oh ya! )

Good presents I'll give

To chickens A through Z

Peep, get away from that popcorn

I'm saving that for me!

Sorry Ruby 

We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!

We wish you a merry Christmas 

we wish you a merry Christmas

and

a happy new year!\

Good peaking I'll give

To all of you chickens

That's how I say "Merry Christmas"

I ain't good with words.

I wish and want to rule you

In laying I'm going to school you

I won't sugarcoat or fool you

Your New Year's looks grim.

I warn you, my new feathers

Will force you to serve me later

So why not just choose to cater

To my every win? 

We wish your every endeavor

Makes this the best Christmas ever

And we're all so glad that we will never

Mention figgy pudding...

Oh, great. Well now we've mentioned it.

You know, no one would have noticed if you'd have just kept your mouth shut.