Hump Day

Princess daily dirt!

OK I've know I've done like 50 of these today but i might die doing this and you won't half to hear from me anymore so i think that's a win win!

Well on Wednesday everyone keeps yelling HUMP DAY!!! And i'm like what the heak does that mean?

So long story short i did some research and got distracted a lot and i found out that hump day is what camels call Wednesday bemuse its the middle of the week or something. 

That's a really dum reason its like that what does the fox say video. I used that knowledge to talk to a fox and he almost killed me! So useful advice don't put something on the internet that someone as stupid as me might see and die from it!!!

Well gotta go bye!

One Direction Most literal Band name ever!!

Hey It's Princess Daily Dirt!

So I'm starting to understand Pop music but i don't like it.

So there is this new boy band called

ONE DIRECTION

sorry that's not them i mean it is them but its not them. 

There that is them, the real them

so i get to understand them because there hair goes in one direction

So if you look at them there hair goes in that one direction and that is stage left.

But this guy his name is Zayn and he's the reble. He is like "my hair will not go in the one direction!"

and this guy he has like 20% more hair then anyone else. He has a harry style. And your never going to believe this but his name is Harry Styles.

These guys names are Nial, Liam, and Louis. They are perfect to there One Direction hair statement.

So now i guess all pop music things are literal so the Beatles were actual bugs.

and Lady Gaga has a pacifier or something.

So pop music is very hard to understand.

Pre-Christmas the time before actual Christmas.

It's time for Princess daily dirt!!!!

Welcome to Princess daily dirt the show where i observe stuff and tell you about it.

so I've observed that Christmas stuff is already on the shelf's and for sale at the stores!

There is lights and bows and singing Santa toys. Those things are creepy! And don't get me started on 

Elf On the Shelf.

I mean look at his i can't even Get a drink without running into this creep. Peep got us one and he didn't survive last year. Lets just say that the got into the campfire by accented. :)

And that Singing Santa didn't like me he keeped moaning at me.

"Mo...... MO.......... MO....."

It turns out i am really good at never getting anything good for Christmas because I never win.

At anything.

EVER.

And what about the day we go turkey-back-riding.

IT's like we skipped all that and went to

PRE-CHRISTMAS

that's before the actual Christmas

And i Hate those people who sit and tell you they got all there Christmas shopping done and its not even summer! Ya well mines done too, cause i'm not getting you anything!!

And i like to wait till the last minute to get it all done! or disappoint everyone.

well i gotta go i'm just one more colored egg from getting all my Easter shopping done for next year!

YAY!!!!!!