My Fancy Chickens

Pre-Christmas the time before actual Christmas.

It's time for Princess daily dirt!!!!

Welcome to Princess daily dirt the show where i observe stuff and tell you about it.

so I've observed that Christmas stuff is already on the shelf's and for sale at the stores!

There is lights and bows and singing Santa toys. Those things are creepy! And don't get me started on

Elf On the Shelf.

I mean look at his i can't even Get a drink without running into this creep. Peep got us one and he didn't survive last year. Lets just say that the got into the campfire by accented. :)

And that Singing Santa didn't like me he keeped moaning at me.

"Mo...... MO.......... MO....."

It turns out i am really good at never getting anything good for Christmas because I never win.

At anything.

EVER.

And what about the day we go turkey-back-riding.

IT's like we skipped all that and went to

PRE-CHRISTMAS

that's before the actual Christmas

And i Hate those people who sit and tell you they got all there Christmas shopping done and its not even summer! Ya well mines done too, cause i'm not getting you anything!!

And i like to wait till the last minute to get it all done! or disappoint everyone.

well i gotta go i'm just one more colored egg from getting all my Easter shopping done for next year!

YAY!!!!!!

Not so real Ducks Dynasty

Princess Daily Dirt!!

Hello again anyone out there in Interweb Land.

Histories cat sand box is littered with Dynastys.

And Dynastys are still around today, which brings us to todays topic

DUCK DYNASTY!!

Meet Phil, Jase, Si, and Willie.

Trust me they are inside there under all that fur.

So one day Phil made a duck call. OK i know that doesn't sound all that cool but MILLIONS of people bought them.

Ya duck calls

who knew

But once your a millionaire don't you move out of the swamp, but yes they still live in the swamp!

I can understand starting out in the swamp but when you make millions of dollars off of what is a glorified kazoo. Don't you move out of the swamp?????

And look at those beards??

Look at them!

"hey fellas, know that your zillionaires you can afford a razor, or a weed-wacker.

so Sence they made duck calls i'm going to make a call if my own call.....

The cute puppy call!!!

you blow it and cute puppies come. and who doesn't like cute puppies???

here comes the cute Puppy Dynasty.

Wait! There are a bunch of Foxes out side... Don't worry you don't need to call 911. I speak fox.

"What does the fox say??

Ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-

ring-ding-ding-ding-ding!"

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